Ophelia

To reach Ophelia, obviously! This amazing hybrid marijuana type takes the cheesy-skunky charm of Cheese and pairs it with a melty cookie dough vibe that’s as if you had just scoffed a baked skunk pizza that a woodland elf had made. Picture savouring a slice; the cheese leans so deep and rich on your palate it feels like it's doing a slow rumba, while hints of wood and lemon dance around the mouth or waft up your nose – or both.

As for its effects, well they're psychotropic ones being really rather pleasant (a balance between being stoned and stimulated), meaning one could focus on things such as films about yoga when all of a sudden an urge takes over to actually do some yoga poses because the body feels nice—at the same time, the mind wanders off from any anxieties about whether there’s enough skunk left unless there is more skunk in the house, in which case better check now before forgetting again… incredibly sociable too, by the way!

But wait—there's more!! Those after medicinal benefits will be pleased to hear how compassionate this Ophelia cannabis strain can seem once you get to know her better: lifting low moods or heavy clouds like a magical spell from a bad fairy godmother within seconds of the first couple of tokes/vapes. Don’t be surprised if you soon find yourself smiling lots for no particular reason other than it feels good, man, plus everything suddenly seems OK in the world once more (NB: does not cure broken hearts after a breakup with somebody met at a festival who was ‘definitely different’).

A reliable daytime option to take out with a view to combating conditions like depression, stress, nervous tension? Oh, she has some game there too, my friends!

So next free afternoon, why not pick up supplies, settle down (maybe call a friend round) because Miss Ophelia here is going to make sure the afternoon doesn't drag even the slightest bit—through her unique powers of gentle persuasion mixed with the ability to help one concentrate intensely upon subjects one would otherwise find incredibly boring indeed. Plus, don’t forget to check out the Ophelia weed strain for an even more delightful experience!