Royal Gorilla

Although it may sound like the flashy name of an exciting circus performance, Royal Gorilla is actually a unique hybrid strain bred from Sour Dubb and Chocolate Diesel. This powerful lineage gives the strain a kick that is just as strong as its namesake’s - meaning when you smoke this bud, be prepared for some seriously potent effects that will take your mind off things in no time at all.

Lighting up some Royal Gorilla? Get ready because your taste buds are about to embark on an adventure through myriad different flavours - so many, in fact, that afterwards one might well ask themselves whether they had drunk an entire bottle full solely containing minty diesel! Upon inhalation, there's an initial aroma resembling ammonia with nice cool menthol after-notes; an experience sure to both keep people guessing and keep them smiling too... But beware: laughing fits can ensue, leading to a severely lethargic state very similar to sleepy bears hibernating.

It isn’t just recreational users who rave about this stuff either, as its therapeutic credentials have seen it become a firm favourite among medical marijuana patients seeking relief from symptoms associated with mental health disorders such as depression and anxiety – bedtime blissfulness is regularly reported by insomnia sufferers upon sampling too. Myrcene – a terpene abundant within the cannabis plant kingdom, renowned for lending strains an earthy muskiness often accompanied by a moreish sweetness – dominates Royal Gorilla’s essential oils, thereby imparting a relaxing tingling sensation capable of soothing even the most chronically fidgety of consumers into feeling downright idle.

In short, if you’re looking for something to take the edge off without having to worry about the world at large (or indeed anything else); regardless of whether your day job entails juggling flaming torches atop unicycles on high wires traversing the big top whilst simultaneously remembering lines shared with stage-left performing sea lions… relax: this majestic ape has got your back, mate!